Scroggins Crosswired Local News - May/June 2000

Breaking News Almost as Weird as Reality

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HEADLINE (click the date for news story you want to see)

June 30, 2000

Rocker rides 7 Train disguised as gay French jewelry salesman

June 29, 2000

Efforts to name Gray Highway the "Groovy Highway" failed

June 28, 2000

Allen says irrational behavior justifies drug tests for Bibb Commission

June 27, 2000

Airport naming rights could create real tongue-twisters

June 26, 2000

Honey production suffers in drought, Clinton economic policy blamed

June 23, 2000

Cicatello refuses Crawford severance offer, suggests other severances

June 22, 2000

Hundreds of thousands heckle Bibb commission for more school funding

June 21, 2000

Court bans God from football games

June 20, 2000

Bibb OKs short-range roads plans through this week

June 19, 2000

School board politely tells county to shove it

Jun8 - Jun16

Crosswired News temporarily disabled by illness in the family

June 7, 2000

Rally planned to support Bibb schools

June 6, 2000

Richardson assignment part of conspiracy to derail GOP landslide

June 5, 2000

DOT chief questions need for rail system and internal combustion engines

June 2, 2000

Macon's water use restrictions threaten budget process

June 1, 2000

Car thief torches wheat field in protest of Al Gore visit

May5 - May 31

Crosswired News editor abducted by aliens - story coming soon...

May 4, 2000

'I Hate You' virus praised by computer experts

May 3, 2000

Governor signs death export tax break, complains of finger cramps

May 3, 2000

INS seizure of Elian Gonzalez disrupts Major League Baseball

May 2, 2000

Public Safety Committee vote prompts the Midnight Ride of Jim Lee

May 1, 2000

Barnes signs law to ensure trial lawyer wealth

May 1, 2000

Sewerage spills prompt language policy at MWA

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Disclaimer: The accounts, quotes and stories on this page are wholly fictitious and intended as satire and humor. Although real names may be used and all good humor has an element of truth, this stuff ain't real. If you didn't already know these stories were bogus, then you're not too bright. --Steve Scroggins

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See Ed Grisamore's 9/29/99 column on these parodies.

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