Scroggins Crosswired Local News -
May/June 2000Breaking News Almost as Weird as Reality
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May-Jun99 | Jul99 | Aug99 | Sep99 | Oct99 | Nov99 | Dec99 | Jan00 | Feb00 | Mar00 | Apr00 | Jul00
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HEADLINE (click the date for news story you want to see) |
Rocker rides 7 Train disguised as gay French jewelry salesman |
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Efforts to name Gray Highway the "Groovy Highway" failed |
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Allen says irrational behavior justifies drug tests for Bibb Commission |
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Airport naming rights could create real tongue-twisters |
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Honey production suffers in drought, Clinton economic policy blamed |
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Cicatello refuses Crawford severance offer, suggests other severances |
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Hundreds of thousands heckle Bibb commission for more school funding |
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Court bans God from football games |
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Bibb OKs short-range roads plans through this week |
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School board politely tells county to shove it |
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Jun8 - Jun16 |
Crosswired News temporarily disabled by illness in the family |
Rally planned to support Bibb schools |
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Richardson assignment part of conspiracy to derail GOP landslide |
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DOT chief questions need for rail system and internal combustion engines |
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Macon's water use restrictions threaten budget process |
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Car thief torches wheat field in protest of Al Gore visit |
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May5 - May 31 |
Crosswired News editor abducted by aliens - story coming soon... |
'I Hate You' virus praised by computer experts |
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Governor signs death export tax break , complains of finger cramps |
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INS seizure of Elian Gonzalez disrupts Major League Baseball |
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Public Safety Committee vote prompts the Midnight Ride of Jim Lee |
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Barnes signs law to ensure trial lawyer wealth |
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Sewerage spills prompt language policy at MWA |
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These parodies are frequently featured on the NewsTalk940 WMAC morning show with Kenny B.
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To read the "real" news that inspires these stories, read The Macon Telegraph online.
See Ed Grisamore's 9/29/99 column on these parodies.
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